My tweets

• Mon, 17:55: Just successfully made my first omelette! One of my dishes that always fails can now be put in the win column! YAY! #kitchensuccess
• Mon, 17:57: “Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.” Matt nearly fell on the floor laughing... :P
• Mon, 19:28: ♬ People aren't food, people aren't food! Your friends will run away if they're scared of being chewed! ♬