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[skylar0grace]

• Fri, 16:54: Phil: It's like they say - when God closes a door, sometimes He closes it so hard that your wife can't get out...

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[hezio2.livejournal.com]

Why is the title of your post in Russian?

And a wife can always get out... The husband may think he's smart, being outside, until it rains and the wife, holding a beer, looks out the window, and waves. "Hello, dear, the game's on. If you're going out, bring home more beer. I've drunk most of yours."