My tweets

• Thu, 13:46: "Tad, when you brush your teeth, do you ever scrub right through to your brain?"
• Thu, 17:29: *cries* http://t.co/4eDgVO8e
• Thu, 17:30: lolsofunny: This is why there’s a shield between them on the Australian coat of arms. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING … http://t.co/G2TVduYu
• Thu, 19:03: Seriously, who would buy pre-peeled bananas? What is the point in buying bananas that have already been peeled? #crazyworld
• Thu, 22:35: "Something terrible happened!" "It's okay - the sun isn't really gone, it's just hiding behind some clouds."
• Fri, 00:44: The moon is huge & REALLY bright tonight! Our whole house is lit up like a Christmas tree! Looks gorgeous but is making it hard to sleep...
• Fri, 00:52: RT @tomsteinfort: Just remember folks: innocent until proven guilty. Assertion of guilt can prejudice a trial which can ultimately stop ...