My tweets

• Wed, 19:17: Out dining at a place called Stonegrill - I get to cook my own meat! Awesome & a little concerned about burning... http://t.co/pBnAGN3U
• Wed, 21:42: Driving home and saw this - how is a truck supposed to see this? How is anybody? http://t.co/GzXejDPo
• Wed, 22:28: "My fists're not up here because I'm milkin' a giant, invisible cow. They're here to beat an apology out of you!"
• Thu, 07:11: Mum just found a Huntsman in her house that was so big hubby couldn't use his thong & he had to find a box instead to squash it... o.O
• Thu, 08:30: Photo: lolsofunny: WHAT!!!! No They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don’t jump 36 feet into... http://t.co/0NVvsrTz