Haha you're on! I'll come knocking - and I'll apparently be a daywalker too, so be prepared any time of day. I'll be like, "Dude! For the love of my dignity just stake me. I can't take being ridiculed any more. The other vamps keep laughing at me and calling me me names. I keep seeing shit in the corner of my eye, but it's just the goddamn sparkles! I didn't sign up for this! I was jibbed! I sold my soul for fucking sparkles?!"
And wtf is with that shit anyway? I mean, they just bite someone and it's enough to turn them. Seriously? Vamps are rather picky about who they spend the rest of eternity with!
I call upon you, as Slayer, to stake Edward and put an end to this crazy vampire fad ;)
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Date: 27 Jun 2011 11:55 (UTC)And wtf is with that shit anyway? I mean, they just bite someone and it's enough to turn them. Seriously? Vamps are rather picky about who they spend the rest of eternity with!
I call upon you, as Slayer, to stake Edward and put an end to this crazy vampire fad ;)